The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kessman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kessman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.