The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.