The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Kessman trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Kessman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.