The Snap Count Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kessman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.