The Phantom Flag Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kessman attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kessman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.