The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.