The Late Scratch Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“A mysterious flag erases Kessman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kessman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.