The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Tetairoa McMillan
- Chuba Hubbard
- Brandon Aubrey
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Bryce Young
- Jalen Coker
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
- Harrison Mevis
FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.