The Shank Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Kessman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kessman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.