The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Ref: "Number Kessman, that's a flag." Kessman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Kessman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kessman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.