The Wide Left Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kessman's stadium. Only over Kessman.
77%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.