The Wide Left Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kessman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.