The Snap Count Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“The broadcast shows Kessman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Kessman. Kessman does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Kessman is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
74%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kessman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.