The Late Scratch Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Kessman trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kessman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kessman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.