The Phantom Flag Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kessman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kessman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.