The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.