The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kessman hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
84%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.