The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“The broadcast shows Kessman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
78%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.