The Upright Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Kessman trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Kessman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.