The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Kessman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.