The Hamstring Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Kessman. Kessman does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kessman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.