The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Kessman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kessman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.