The Shank Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.