The Wide Left Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Kessman is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Kessman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.