The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Kessman trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Kessman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
78%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kessman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.