The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Ref: "Number Kessman, that's a flag." Kessman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kessman makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.