The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.