The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kessman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kessman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.