The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kessman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.