The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kessman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.