The Phantom Flag Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kessman attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
81%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.