The Snap Count Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“The broadcast shows Kessman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kessman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kessman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.