The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Kessman attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.