The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Kessman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.