The Upright Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“A mysterious flag erases Kessman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kessman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.