The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Kessman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.