The Hamstring Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Ref: "Number Kessman, that's a flag." Kessman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kessman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Kessman, Kessman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.