The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Kessman trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kessman's stadium. Only over Kessman.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Panthers down to grief,
Kessman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.