The Hamstring Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Kessman warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kessman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.