The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- Kamara runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Kamara scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kamara's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.