The Hamstring Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- The broadcast shows Kamara on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kamara is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
78%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kamara's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.