The Committee Backfield Hex of Alvin Kamara
Alvin Kamara · NO · RB
“Kamara gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kamara's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Kamara's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kamara's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alvin Kamara in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alvin Kamara is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alvin Kamara actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.