The Wind Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- The broadcast shows Szmyt on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Szmyt's stadium. Only over Szmyt.
77%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Szmyt's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.