The Garbage-Time Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Sampson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sampson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.