The Fumble Hex of Dylan Sampson
Dylan Sampson · CLE · RB
“Sampson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sampson's week
- Sampson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sampson's stadium. Only over Sampson.
91%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Sampson, Sampson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dylan Sampson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dylan Sampson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dylan Sampson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.