The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Denzel Boston
Denzel Boston · CLE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Boston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Boston's week
- Boston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Boston is already "Questionable" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Boston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Denzel Boston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Denzel Boston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Denzel Boston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.