The Wide Left Hex of Andre Szmyt
Andre Szmyt · CLE · K
“Szmyt gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Szmyt's week
- Szmyt hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Szmyt gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Szmyt, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andre Szmyt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andre Szmyt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andre Szmyt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.