The Snap Count Hex of Andy Borregales
Andy Borregales · NE · K
“Borregales will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Borregales's week
- Borregales will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Borregales gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Borregales's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Andy Borregales in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Andy Borregales is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Andy Borregales actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.