The Late Scratch Hex of Arizona Cardinals
Arizona Cardinals defense
“The Cardinals defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Arizona Cardinals defense's week
- The Cardinals defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Cardinals offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Cardinals scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Arizona Cardinals defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Arizona Cardinals defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Arizona Cardinals defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.