The Fumble Hex of Tavien Feaster
Tavien Feaster · ARI · RB
“Feaster will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Feaster's week
- Feaster tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Feaster gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Feaster, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tavien Feaster in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tavien Feaster is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tavien Feaster actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.